You know the house ... it's the one in Jupiter Island, Florida with two awesome water slides, a bridge over a lazy river and badass watergun stations. It's pretty incredible. Now for some stats -- 5.7 acres, 10,000 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 baths (an additional 8 bedrooms in the guest house) -- plus, a master closet that any woman (and most men) would KILL for!!! We're talkin' automated racks for clothing AND an
automated carousel for all of your stupidly expensive shoes. Plus, if you get sick of the water park (why would you get sick of the water park?) the home is right on the beach ... so you can frolic right to the ocean ... and pee in that, too.
I’m kinda advertising this for the rich and famous
but the house looks so stunning. And if your thinking about who’s gonna buy it?
then you may never have seen how the rich ones politicians among us
spend their money lol
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